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It’s common knowledge that women go to restroom in packs, but men do it too.

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Man and Woman Peeing. Photo from thoughts.com

It’s a puzzle why women go to washroom all together, and why does it take them a freakin’ bluemoon in doing it. I mean, I can finish all Stephen King’s books before the girls reappear themselves from peeing.

I know it’s longer for a woman to leak; and there’s more hassle. But come on, I think you use that place to giggle and gossip. That’s about it, right?

Men do it too, but we just won’t say it out loud, like “Hey bros, let’s go to washroom together”, for the obvious reason of it sounding too gay. But it goes like this: one guy would want to pee, and now that he says it, the other men would now feel they needed to pee; so in turn, everybody’s peeing!

I’ll tell you what’s happening inside our “man room”. First, guys don’t pee next to each other in urinals. Usually, there are about four to eight urinals, so a man is free to choose which wall he’ll face. But it’s awkward to pee next to each other, it’s erratic and uncomfortable. There’s a study that implanted a camera in urinals, and it took longer for men to start leaking when next to some other dude.

It’s not a networking event, so men shouldn’t talk so much there. Public restroom is disgusting, and I always wanted to get straight to business and get out of it at the soonest possible time. But see, there are men who prate while peeing. They are the ones who talk about his singleness or his bowel issues. They should be hanged, and then stabbed to be sure.

Watch the dissimilarity:

What men Do In Toilet

What Women Do In Toilet

What are your restroom habits?

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I look at these new upgrades and ask, “what for?”

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There is so much to discover and so much to improve in our human lives that drives technological upgrades. Just for instance, the emerging tablets are shoving off the laptops for improved portability and accessibility.

One may perhaps argue that upgrades are directing towards a progress or improvement; after all it says UPgrades. But the following technological upgrades aren’t really necessary; rather, they cater to the human drives of laziness and lavish spending.

Japanese Talking Toilet

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Photo from lovingthemachine’s YouTube

The Japanese is the leading proprietor in robot invention. And an addition to their inglorious robotic scene is a toilet that you can talk to, ask for a joke or even tell the weather while you poop. Apparently, the Japanese people needed to spice up their pooping activity. But for the rest of us, this is our childhood nightmare.

Wallet Fingerprint Security

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Photo from Dunhill

By all means, if you are willing to dispose a $850 for a wallet, then buy Dunhill’s wallet for men that boasts fingerprint security. But for the thrifty ones, you really don’t need to waste money on a wallet. Wallets are put in the back pocket of a man’s pants, where it usually get seated. It gets crushed and squashed. Although it is appealingly cool that only you can access to your cash, thieves will just stole the wallet itself and grant themselves a fortune.

Mind Reading Bikes

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Photo from toyotapriusprojects.com

Think left and the bike steers left. Think right and the bike also obeys. Welcome to the first ever boring bicycle, where all you have to do is pedal. Come on, steering is where the exhibition and all the fun is in a bicycle. We get the breakthrough in mind-reading technology, but not this way – you take the essence of riding a bike.

Bejeweled Consoles

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Photo from shoppingblog.com

There’s nothing the gold encrusted Wii can do that my normal Wii cannot do. Oh wait, the golden Wii makes the owner foolishly arrogant but wealthy.

Chastity Bras

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Photo from mydisguises.com

I know some guys are having tough times dislodging a lady’s bra, but with chastity bra, there’s no way he can un-bra her. Chastity bras come with a padlock. You don’t need this because (a) guys can be smart when in need, we’ll just use scissors to cut your bra, (b) sex happens south, and (c) chastity means controlling your urges not locking your hooters.

LED Ruler

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Photo from americanlighting.com

I don’t know why they have to invent an LED-enabled ruler. If there is no light and you need to measure the length of something, just open the freaking fluorescent lights! There is a reason why Thomas Edison persistently tried thousands of filaments in coming up a light bulb – to be used!

Waterproof Earphones

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Photo from geekalerts.com

You can’t leave your favorite song for a swim? Anything can be  best and worst for something, and music is worst underwater.

What other technologies are not necessary?

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