Do you know that we are celebrating the air conditioning appreciation holiday?
Christmas is among the biggest holiday, but the birth of Christ isn’t the only cause we celebrate. Even the minute affairs have their own days:
January. For the first month, we have the annoying opposite day and couple that with nothing day, we should have high dose of playfulness or tolerance. Our feet was taken into focus alongside blaming someone else for starting a rumor.
Blame someone else day – 13th (or first Friday the 13th day of the year)Nothing day – 16th
Measure your feet day – 23rd
Opposite day – 25th
February. If you’re dying to change your name, this is good; but if you love your name already, you’ll have to change it for a day. You could cry any day on a spilled milk but not on the 11th.
Read in the bathtub day – 9th Don’t cry over spilled milk day – 11thGet a different name day – 13th
Wear red day – 25th
March. Fantastic month. There’s a day of awesomeness, which I celebrate everyday, be nasty day and oh, waffle day! We better get a great haircut because haircut appreciation day is coming. And there’s Bunsen burner day. Wait, what is a Bunsen burner again?
Be nasty day – 8thDay of awesomeness – 10th
Waffle day – 25th
Hairstyle appreciation day – 30th
Bunsen burner day – 31st
April. Start the month fooling and end it with honesty (handle both with caution). Stop the housework and look at the sky. High five with a friend after picking your nose; then memorize the meaning of DNA. This is April.
April fool’s day – 1stNo housework day – 7th
Look up at the sky day – 14th
High five day – 19th
DNA day – 20th
International nose picking day – 23rd
Honesty day – 30th
May. I think people are hungriest at this month. They invented the no diet day, which you would eat without any regard. Count a few days then there’s eat what you want day, pick strawberries day and even chicken dancing day – it can be any type of dance but it has to be chicken. Star Wars day is May the 4th, get it?
Star Wars day – 4thNo diet day – 6th
Eat what you want day – 11th
Dance like a chicken day – 14th
Pick strawberries day – 20th
June. I get to practice my acting skills by getting panicked exaggeratedly on seeing the news. One question, why the hell would you take your dog to your work? Veterinarians, don’t answer.
Dare day – 1stHug holiday – 11th
International panic day – 18th
Take your dog to work day – 23rd
July. You think the geeks would let the awesome to have a day on their own? They’ve got their day too. There’s a day for getting out of the doghouse, which you should have not waited for this day to come out if you entered it. Sorry bee sting victims, you can’t avenge and step on a bee on the 10th. Maybe step on bees?
Stay out of the sun day – 3rdCompliment your mirror day – 3rd
Don’t step on a bee day – 10th
Embrace your geekness day – 13th
Get out of the doghouse day – 16th
August. Woohoooo! Bad poetry day – I’ve got an excuse. Wiggle thy toes, thou breath today, you shall groom, if you’re a dude. That bad, eh?
Fresh breath day – 6thWiggle your toes day – 6th
Men’s grooming day – 17th
Bad poetry day – 18th
September. Video games day is the most important day on any month. Don’t ask why, it’s not stupid.
Be late for something day – 5thVideo games day – 12th
Talk like a pirate day – 19th
Ask a stupid question day – 28th
October. It’s possible for gay people to come out many times this month. They face the fear of coming out on 9th, coming out day on 11th, and shout out their coming out in caps lock on 22nd.
Face your fears day – 9thComing out day – 11th
Caps lock day – 22nd
Increase your psychic powers day – 31st
November. If there’s a day dedicated for cleaning refrigerators, does that mean I can do it once a year?
False confession day – 21stClean your refrigerator day – 15th
Beautiful day – 20th
December. I’m interested, how does a bathtub party work? I guess being nice starts on the 4th, it’s Santa’s list day.
Eat a red apple day – 1stSanta’s list day – 4th
Bathtub party day – 5th
It may be silly to form holidays for appreciating the air conditioners or looking at the sky, especially when holidays are widely celebrated for the esteemed dates in history. I think this is a great, great thing to remind us that it doesn’t have to be a huge deal for us to celebrate. It would add an exciting spice to life if we just abandon everything and take the moment to celebrate the little things – it matters!
I’d like to have an act like drunk day. What weird and wacky things/situations you’d like to be a holiday?
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