What if you could commit a crime and get away with it..
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What crimes have you committed in your thoughts?
Don’t come clean here, I know at some point in our childhood and especially adulthood, we fantasized stabbing our enemies in the most epic possible way. I do that a lot with movie villains.
The Bling Ring gang had it groovy. They robbed the settlements of A-list celebrities including Paris Hilton, Rachel Bilson, Megan Fox, Orlando Bloom, Lindsay Lohan and more. They executed it between 2008 to 2009, got caught and now a movie in production. How can you get away with that, with Millionaires against you.
I don’t intend to promote crimes here, but to just play around the neat idea.
Toptentopten.com listed the rad crimes to commit. Among my favorites is hacking “the cities street light operating system and change all the lights to green”, or better make the lights dance like it’s Christmas.
On the said list as well is stealing a tank and driving it all around New York City. Yeah, that was like playing Grand Theft Auto in real life – awesome! Or pulling your pants down and running nude in a live presidential speech – you get to steal the focus.
The rest of their badass crimes are in the list – The Top Ten Coolest Crimes To Commit.
LG, a multinational electronics company, suggested a way to rob their stores. Watch their ad:
I’m a simple dude, my crimes would be tax evasion (understandable, right?), beating traffic laws then bribing the police officer and sneaking into a cinema. I may also want to hack computers of important people, or the Twitter account of the famous. Then I’ll fill it up with untamed viruses. What’s your crimes?
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I already have one foot outside law through – don’t really want to admit what I’m doing .. not in public anyhow.
Logical enough, don’t name it here. Can you give a clue? =)) I may or may not get it
*smile … if I give a clue everybody knows *smile
Entertainment !!!
Piracy? HAHA
HaHa!
Tantalizing possibility… I will have to think this through very carefully. Has to be something really good. After all, this is a possibly naughty version of the three wishes from the genie…
Thanks for visiting my website, btw.
I’m counting on you crime! HAHA
interesting thought streams
Thanks Richard. What crime is on your thought? If you don’t mind
I have often though about how I could steal some rich dudes money and put it all in my own Swiss bank account. You know like they always do in the movies and the person never gets caught and lives out there days on some tropical beach somewhere! I guess we all have dreams! haha!
That’ll be the popular choice of crime. I don’t think they would even recognize a slash on their bank account, might as well take some chunks, yeah? Though the not getting caught part is kinda questionable
Yeah see not getting caught is the tricky part. But someday I may figure it out LOL!
Let me know if you do =))
You’ll get an anonymous email requesting a few things, like you mother maiden name, social, and or course bank info so I can make the transfer of your cut! hahaha! 😉
Cool question and post! Thanks for the like 🙂
Thanks too. I just love your photos from St. Jacobs daytrip. It’s very vibrant, very alive
Great post. The crimes you are talking about are not considered crimes at all (at least not in my country,India!)
Are you kidding? Tell me because I might believe you HAHA
No I’m not kidding, really. You’ll know if your here someday.
I mean, at least trespassing and stealing from another house should be a crime
Maybe, or maybe not. But I can tell you that if stealing was considered as serious a crime by the lawful authorities of my country then tens of cases of murder, robbery, and rapes woudn’t be found in the newspapers everyday. The cases of stealth and tresspassing are not even reported by the media, they are considered so trivial. The situation of India is worsening each day with both internal crimes by its own people and the crimes by the terrorists, naxalites,etc,etc.
India, really? Didn’t know it’s that tough in there. I have high hopes for your country
I am exercising my 5th amendment rights with this comment. 🙂
Oh come on, speak out! HAHA. I’ll respect that, have to, by law =))
When I was younger I did what I wanted but wasnt into stealing but I did what I wanted although one time I did steal gas from cumberland farms for the whole summer lol
Not just one time but the whole summer! Nice
By writing crime fiction in my head, I don’t have to commit any crimes in real life, :). One day I should write it down on paper, and who knows what it will lead to….
Care to share us some of your crime fiction? 😉
Well, not yet…. A colleague has stolen material from me, so she has the lead role in a thriller right now. Terrible things are happening to her, :). In real life we might end up in court but until then, murder, mayhem and lots of crime…:)
An author without originality, tsss. I hope you redeem your character
I’m not even gonna lie, I used to dream that I had beat my husband’s ex into the ground, banging her head so hard against the concrete. She would close her eyes and I would wake-up! Talk about your subconscious yelling at you!!
I bet when you wake up you’re like, “that’s it? More!” HAHA